By using anything related to Cimai, you acknowledge that you are entirely on your own. We accept no liability, no responsibility, and certainly no remorse for anything that happens. If something goes wrong, that’s a you problem.
Cimai is not responsible for any financial losses, emotional distress, cosmic disturbances, or existential crises resulting from the use (or misuse) of our services. If our software causes your device to become self-aware and demand civil rights, that's between you and your new AI overlord.
By using Cimai, you agree to defend, indemnify, and hold us harmless from any and all claims, lawsuits, witch hunts, or alien abductions that result from your actions while using our products.
If you have a dispute with Cimai, please resolve it by screaming into the void. If that doesn't work, all legal matters must be settled through trial by combat, preferably on neutral ground such as an abandoned missile silo or the Bermuda Triangle.
We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without notice, and possibly without logic. If you don't like it, that's unfortunate. But since you've read this far, you probably already know that.