Privacy Policy? Lol.

Listen, let's get one thing straight—there's no such thing as privacy. The Deep State, Big Tech, and probably your neighbor's cat are already listening to everything you do. Think incognito mode protects you? Cute.

Here at Cimai, we don't even pretend to respect your privacy. In fact, if you're not running your own ops, you *deserve* to be tracked. You wouldn't show up to a gunfight with a toothbrush, would you? Because last I checked, a million-dollar smile doesn't stop bullets.

What We Collect

What We Do With It

Nothing... or everything. Maybe we sell it, maybe we just admire it. Who knows? What we do know is that if you expect privacy, you're in the wrong era.

Your Options?

There are none. But hey, you can always self-host, air-gap your machines, and communicate via carrier pigeon. That might slow us down. Or maybe not.

Final Thoughts

Privacy is dead. But hey, at least we're honest about it. Welcome to the real world.